Last weekend, I went to Wet n Wild, a water park near where I live. One of the attractions is Calypso Beach – a circular canal type ride that has a filtration system which creates a current. The current means you can drift along on a plastic tube without having to paddle. In front of me was a woman in her late teens or early 20s who was lying on her stomach on her tube. She was wearing a one piece swimsuit and there was what I thought was a stray thread hanging out of the bottom of her suit. When I looked more closely, I realised it was her tampon string. She was there with her boyfriend – wonder why he didn’t say something?