"The 11 Grossest Things Every Woman Does During Her Period"

1. Stare at the toilet after you pee to see how much blood is in there like a blood scientist. A: Lol... yes.
2. Gaze at your bloody hands after you take out your cup/tampon like you're in a metal video about a ritual sacrifice. A: Only to see if I need a full hand wash, or if a quick wipe is good enuff.
3. Send your friends photos of all the blood you just dumped out of your menstrual cup. A: WHAT? No way.
4. Wad up an entire roll of toilet paper on your hand and then put it in your underwear like a pad. A: No, usually a half-roll is all I need. Lol. Actually TP sucks at keeping blood off your clothes. I tried it once and learned my lesson.
5. Know you should change your pad but then be like "eh, whatever." A: yeah, sometimes its just not that big a deal to "stretch" the time-table.
6. Stare at the weird blood clots that come out and wonder, "Ooo, what if that's the egg?" A: another LOL... yeah, I have done that. Also, wondered why so much other goo is mixed in. Sorry, TMI.. lol.
7. Accidentally birth your tampon when you go to the bathroom. A: No... but I will try this. I bet I can't.
8. Totally forget you had a tampon in and then finding it waaaaay later. A: No, I have to say I'm pretty good about keeping tabs on what's in there, and for how long.
9. Put in two tampons because you forgot the other one was in there. A: No. Came close a few times, mostly just not paying attention. Wipe, remove, wipe, install.
10. Proudly watch blood run down your legs in the shower like you just killed your mortal enemy. A: Okay, yes... but not really "proudly". I find it sort of amusing, and re-assuring. No harm done.
11. Fully intend to properly soak our blood-stained underwear and then just be like, "Eh, whatever," and just throw them away. A: Only twice. I'm sort of obsessed with not having an accident. So far, it's working.
You can never have too many.